King Donald I of America

Donald I, the self-elected king of the United States and Chair of the Kennedy Center is planning a Kennedy Center tribute to himself in two weeks, on April 29th. Ticket prices to ‘The First 100 Days’ event are announced from $175 to $1,000.

The fascist leader’s team says: « Step in to The Kennedy Center for a once-in-a-lifetime celebration marking President Trump’s first 100 days in office. Set in the interactive gallery honoring President John F. Kennedy, this unforgettable evening will feature music, gourmet food, an open bar, and a true celebration of America’s bright future. Come together with fellow supporters for a night of patriotism, pride, and a glimpse into the Golden Age of America. Be a part of this historic event!

On the event website, Trump himself is not mentioned as the host of the event, which promises celebrities and entertainment without giving details.

There’s a dress code: “patriotic and gold attire is preferred. Full-length gowns, sharp suits, and glamorous accessories are all welcome.”

If you want to laugh, cry  or simply be disgusted, go here: https://www.first100party.com/copy-of-event-details

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