AH Trump’s friend Paolo Zampolli, newly nominated to the Kennedy Center board in Washington, wants to draw more audience to the Center, according to the New York Times. He wants to build a marina on the Potomac River next to the Center where visitors could park their yachts. Sic! Or better: sick!

He also imagines organizing a fashion show with Valentino in honor of the former first lady, including a gala that would sell $200 tickets.

“We can franchise the Kennedy Center’s name in Europe and Asia and the Middle East, like the Louvre does in Abu Dhabi. That would be lucrative,” he said.

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